I'll Be Your Pastel Prince

Eyye I'm Liam| pansexual| gender fluid| I reblog memes and cats, as well as homestuck, various animes, and whatever other things I find amusing! I cosplay and go to conventions in Wisconsin and Northern Illinois. Feel free to talk to me whenever!

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shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

posted: 3 hours ago

cosmicsan:

when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before

(Source: deannorris)

posted: 3 hours ago

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

posted: 3 hours ago
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS


so fragile

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN

SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS

SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!

SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

so fragile

posted: 3 hours ago

discendos:

kill the current notion of villains needing to be human at the end of the day.

bring back villains that killed because they enjoyed blood on their hands.

give me villains that destroy cities because of boredom.

give me narcissistic villains that destroy others because they never compare to themselves.

give me bad guys that no one wants to empathise with.

posted: 3 hours ago

SEND ME A “♪” AND I’LL PUT MY IPOD ON SHUFFLE AND TELL YOU OUR MOVIE SOUNDTRACK

boundtohome:

intro song:
meeting song:
hangout song:
kissing song:
conflict song:
sadness song:
running to see each other song:
kissing song #2:
ending song:
credits song:

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posted: 3 hours ago

What a beautiful wedding.

the bridesmaid (to the waiter)

(Source: salliethesalad)

posted: 3 hours ago

You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

You’re

You

Yo

Y

Yo

You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

(Source: humorbaby)

posted: 3 hours ago

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

posted: 3 hours ago