Witty Title

Hi I'm Lauren the friendly giant

smoochdude:

u know when u see someone and you’re like “oh no they’re hot” and then you see them in plaid and you’re like “oh christ they’re really hot”

posted: 8 hours ago
shepards-high:

SO IM SITTING IN MCDONALDS AND VAL IS IN LINE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE GOES “SHON GIVE ME YOUR PHONE” AND SHE TAKES THIS PICTURE AND JUST RUNS INTO THE BATHROOM GIGGLING AND I CANT I FUCKING CANT

shepards-high:

SO IM SITTING IN MCDONALDS AND VAL IS IN LINE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE GOES “SHON GIVE ME YOUR PHONE” AND SHE TAKES THIS PICTURE AND JUST RUNS INTO THE BATHROOM GIGGLING AND I CANT I FUCKING CANT

posted: 11 hours ago

heathyr:

this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

posted: 11 hours ago

oneoftheherondales:

To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry

(Source: captainnswan)

posted: 13 hours ago

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

consulting-cannibal:

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i’m sorry but u have to remember who you’re asking

posted: 15 hours ago
big foot: im real
ppl: we thought u were a myth
big foot: u were myth-taken
posted: 15 hours ago

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

posted: 15 hours ago
kizzybits:

I think this is the best version.

kizzybits:

I think this is the best version.

posted: 15 hours ago

tattooinggothamcity:

'its too hot to wear all black'

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posted: 22 hours ago